The Gallery of Amusement

I think this serves as a fitting introduction:

The images in this gallery are ALL taken directly off of the Windows computers in our agency, at various times in their operation. They were pasted into Paint and then laughed at, saved, sent over the network to my computer, and then somehow wound up here. They are not modified in ANY way (except for compression artifacts in the JPEGs). This is technology at work here, so please appreciate how far we've come.
Oh, and while I'm not saying that Macs are perfect, the errors and problems I've had with my Macs at home were not nearly as humorous or interesting (or numerous) as the ones here. So don't think I'm posting these just because I'm anti-Windows. Heck, I'm having a problem with my Mac right now (2/10/2004, and it's very obviously SCSI-related, possibly a termination issue).

These are separated into different categories. Have fun...

Um... WHAT did you just say...?
Oh, so THAT's the problem. I completely understand now.
Help! I can't spell the name of my product...
Really, that was supposed to happen..
Short and sweet. Maybe too short...
The features! You've gotta love the features!
Other screenshots that don't fit in the above categories